Welcome to Weaponized Wednesdays where I'll review an awesome zombie slaying weapon that when the zombie apocalypse begins, you'll be rip roaring and ready to eradicate your way through the undead horde! The first weapon to grace the inaugural Wednesday blog is the Crowbar!!!
....what? ....a crowbar? You're probably wondering what makes a crowbar an ideal tool against the undead horde. Here are my reasons why I like this tool:
1. A crowbar doesn't need bullets. Nuff said.
2. Either end can be used as a way to bash in the skull of a zombie.
3. You don't need a permit to carry this item inside your car.
4. It's a multipurpose tool. If you need to open up a door that has been nailed shut, this is your tool.
5. It's rather inexpensive when compared to a handgun.
6. The Joker killed Robin with a crowbar. It should be able to handle a few zombies.
7. It's silent.
The last post I talked about being prepared in case an infection broke out while you're in transit. The crowbar makes a great weapon mostly for the fact that it's legal to own and carry around. It's also nice because it doesn't cause loud gunshots that would alert the walking dead to your location. Plus it fits in your backpack. Overall, I believe the crowbar to be one of the best melee weapons when engaging zombies.
It was eerie to read about the Miami Cannibal attack. I would like to know what you, the readers, thoughts are about the attack. Was it the start of the zombie apocalypse or was it just a man tweaked out on LCD?
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After reading your post I can honestly say I feel better prepared for an undead hoard of zombies. I’m looking forward to more Weaponized Wednesday weapons. I’m a little partial to the idea that what happed in Florida could be the beginning of a zombie outbreak but it’s probably just a crazy dude that did too many drugs. But if it turns out to be zombies I’m ready.
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