Due to recent articles including the Miami cannibal attacks and the mother eating her child, the differences between Zombies and Cannibals must be cleared. That way we can determine how to deal with them when they come for dinner.
Round One: Intelligence
While zombies are able to manipulate small objects and have a lack of motor skills, the cannibals are the exact opposite. Some are even able to manipulate normal people into eating their own brains.
Winner: Cannibal
Round Two: Odds of Encounter
Let's face it sportsfans, the Zombie Apocalypse is still in the horizon. The Carnival of Cannibals however has been spinning their carousel for many a years.
Winner: Cannibal
Round Three: Deadliness
Zombies are tough to kill, have an incredible way of spreading their disease, plus they have numbers. Cannibals are easy to kill (one shot to the gut), have no diseases (we hope), and are few in number (we hope).
Winner: Zombie
Ultimate Winner: Cannibal
I really was voting for the zombie throughout this entire match, but the numbers are against me. Plus I think it would be sorta unethical to blog about killing cannibals. They are human after all, but isn't that why we love zombies? Because they aren't human, but still look like us?
Joke of the Day:
Two cannibals are eating a zombie. (I know, but go with me on this.)
One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
The other one turns and says, "MWARRR!!!"
Get it? He turned into a zombie cause he ate a zombie. Fun Times!
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