So, I ask you all out there in the internet world: What is the logical explanation for this picture? A zombie outbreak happened and a last ditch attempt was made to board up the house. OR it is a picture taken of Flint, Michigan?
Well, unfortunately for both myself and for the inhabitants of this house there hasn't been an undead outbreak. It's just a typical house one would find in Flint, Michigan.
I don't wish to give the impression that every house in Flint, Michigan advertises Human Sacrifices. The picture speaks for itself on that account. Anyway there is some good values to learn from this picture. Take for instance the boarded up windows and door. This is an excellent way to prevent zombies, and robbers, from bursting into your living room.
Plus it also speaks to the darker side of zombie survivors. The sign, graffiti hopefully, in a zombified world would offer ominous tidings to anyone that tries to enter. One reason for the sign would be that it is used to scare off potential living robbers.
The second reason would be that the inhabitants inside have zombified relatives and they believe that there is some cure. Anyone stupid enough to enter would become the main course to uncle undead Fred.
Finally, the third reason is that the inhabitants inside need living people to distract the zombies outside the house in order for the occupants to escape. The only way this blogger knows how to distract a zombie is to provide them with a meal.
Well, hopefully this has been an informative post not just for survivors of the zombie apocalypse, but for those living in Flint, Michigan. Don't enter houses with signs on them advertising a Miami Special.
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