Okay, first I would like to say that I myself am an American. I pledge allegiance to the flag like every other citizen of this fair country. Wake up people, don't you all realize what your doing?
Zombie Theme Park
Zombie Walks
Zombie Pranks
These are just a few of the mindless things Americans do when given a true apocalyptic event. They make it a joke and have fun with the problem.
A zombie theme park is okay if your trying to promote survival, but don't charge admittance. Your providing the attendees important survival knowledge for when the apocalypse does happen.
Zombie walks? Do we dress up as drunken drivers or the Bubonic Plague to celebrate things that kill us? No, we don't. So why are we dressing up as undead killers?
The Miami Cannibal provoked many people to try and get a rise out of the growing fear of cannibal/zombie attacks. This guy on the link attempts this idiotic stunt and not only succeeds in frightening some people, but also gets a gun pointed at him, a basketball thrown at him, and at the end of the video he clearly gets beat up. That isn't shown, but that would be the highlight of that video.
George Romero also shows Americans having fun with the undead in his movie Land of the Dead. How are we survivors of the Zombie Apocalypse supposed to decipher the undead and those that are only actors?
Don't celebrate the undead, shoot them in head. Make sure they aren't stupid living people first.
Have a happy Fourth of July and remember, fireworks distract the undead.
